I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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