guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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