ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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