I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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