Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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