I love black thongs
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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