It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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