About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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