It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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