he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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