8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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