So gin and wine won't be happening again
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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