we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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