he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
vagina is talking i cant
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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