I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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