Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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