Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
