Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
