...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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