...so i touched it.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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