I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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