yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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