Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have aggressive nipples.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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