She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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