Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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