i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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