so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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