Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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