On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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