I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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