You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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