I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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