we're blogging at a bar
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am naked and annoyed.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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