Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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