i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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