So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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