i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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