What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Acid is not a monday night drug
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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