I'm going to jail i love you
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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