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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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