i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think i got beer on your cat.
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