just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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