i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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