Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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