How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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