That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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