been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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