At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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