She said her name was "party"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
