why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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