i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
4 words: hood of his car
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Woke up backwards on a recliner
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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