More tranny stories later!
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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